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I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact: 

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See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me. 

But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken…. 

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My self-respect seems to have vanished… And I’m getting really worried because I’m starting to think I’ve become a little bit of a slut? I looked up the symptoms of being a slut and I have them all: 

  • sudden awareness of control over one’s body 
  • sudden awareness of control over one’s sexuality 
  • sudden awareness of control over one’s sex life 
  • sudden awareness of rights over one’s mind and body 
  • consensually taking part in sexual activities with one or more partners 

And I won’t even go on with the list because there are just too many symptoms that prove that I’ve become a slut :( I really don’t know what happened. Ever since I lost my self-respect, my life has just become an abyss and I’ve just become this really terrible person with a really terrible life and I just want to find my self-respect so I can once again lead a fulfilling life. I want to be pure once more. I want to feel whole. 

Please, if you have any information of any sort on where my self-respect might have gone, feel free to call me at 1-800-INTERNALISED-MISOGYNY

Or try me on my cell 

1-800-I-LOVE-SLUT-SHAMING 

Thank you for your time.

(Source: myratter)

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